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Apparently, the Texas Longhorns are having a difficult time finding someone to simulate Reggie Bush on the scout team during practices.

Fortunately, Every Day Should Be Saturday is there to help, suggesting three potential Reggie stand-ins for Longhorns coach Mack Brown. And they're the closest we could come up with too. Their suggestions are Nightcrawler from The X-Men, Bones Jackson, running back in Mutant League Football and, oddly, the ghost of Old Dirty Bastard. "Has a proven track record of being elusive in tight situations," they say.

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We think Nightcrawler is our favorite, not just because he can apparate, but because, by being played by Alan Cumming, he comes with his own fragrance.

Scouting Bush: Three Suggested Bush Stand-Ins [Every Day Should Be Saturday]