We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
1 p.m. Mid-Majors with K.Whelliston: Bally, you little orange bastard! You stole my wife! Damn you and your charms! Prepare to die!
3 p.m. Bracketology with Joe Lunardi: A 128-team NCAA Basketball Tournament bracket, with eight regions? It goes against all the laws of God and nature! You're mad! Mad I say!
4 p.m. NFL with Jeremy Green: As you follow in your father's footsteps and become the next head coach of the Minnesota Vik ... oops, oh man, was that supposed to be a secret?