David Stern had a drinking problem last night while in attendance at last night's Clippers-Nets game in Brooklyn. He just so happened to choke while on TNT's camera, meaning we can exploit it for our own artistic/deviant purposes.

Fortunately for Stern, the Clippers ended up choking far worse than he did. We're happy the Commish is okay; after all, in a few months we won't have him to kick around anymore.

This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features "Devil Do" by Holly Golightly & The Brokeoffs. See previous episodes here.

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