To, at last, close the book on our man Clinton Portis and all his press conference personas from the last year, the man himself has finally updated his personal Web site with a detailed timeline, with biographical sketches, of each fraction of his tortured soul.

Our personal favorite is the revelation that Southeast Jerome, before his untimely death (possibly at the hands of Ronde Barber), was once busted in an illegal poker room with A-Rod. We'd missed that initially.

Clinton's Characters [ClintonPortis.com]
Clinton Portis Archive [Deadspin]

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