The Millionth Reason Not To Watch Leno

After you've watched the Illini lay waste to the Indiana Hoosiers in Bloomington tonight, we humbly suggest that you turn your dial to "The Late Show With David Letterman" to watch official Friend Of Deadspin Jeff MacGregor talk with everyone's favorite gap-toothed wonder.

We'll try to withhold our jealousy toward Mr. MacGregor — we won't lie; it has been our dream to meet Dave since we were about 10 — and simply wish him luck. We encourage you again to buy his book Sunday Money, about a year following NASCAR. (For that matter, while you're at it, buy ours, heh).

Authors With Pure Hearts: Jeff MacGregor [Deadspin]