Saving DC From Further Pain

Now that former Redskins disaster zone quarterback Heath Shuler is ramping up his quixotic campaign for Congress — he's running as a Democrat in North Carolina — a group of concerned citizens/Washington Redskins fans have started a Web site devoted to not allowing him to come back to the DC area called, fittingly, Stop Shuler.

The site just launched but is already regularly updated with the passion of true Hawg fans. Shuler, of course, is one of the biggest busts in NFL draft history, lasting only four years in the league. Amusingly, even though he's considered a Redskin, his worst year might have been his final one, with New Orleans (of course), 1997, when he threw two touchdowns and 14 interceptions.

To quote the site: "We simply are Redskins fans and we love the city of Washington. And quite frankly, both are better off since Heath left town, and we don't want him back." Or, from another columnist, "If Shuler tries to pass a bill, will it be intercepted?"

Stop Shuler [Official Site]
Problem Is, He'd Keep Missing The Ribbon With The Scissors [Deadspin]