As The Mighty MJD mentioned yesterday, LeBron James' mother was arrested for a DUI on Saturday night and, rather amazingly, cuts a stunning mugshot. (Not as nice as this guy, but she can hold her own.)
Mama LeBron — who is 37 years old; if you need a frame of reference, So Taguchi, Pete Rose, Jr. and Bill Simmons are all turning 37 years old this year — apparently wasn't the most sedate captive. Highlights from the police report include:
• She was "driving in an erratic manner, weaving in and out of traffic at a high rate of speed."
• When they first tried to put handcuffs on her, she wrang herself free before she was sedated again.
• Once in the car, she kicked out the side window of the backseat.
• The police, exhausted with dealing with her, eventually sprayed her with mace.
You thought Allen Iverson's mom was loud and troublemaking? They had to mace LeBron's mom.