Imagine What Would Happen If The Steelers LOST ...

If we could impart one piece of wisdom to the youth of America, it would almost certainly be this: Don't fook with Steelers fans. The Denver Post reports that a 17-year-old senior at a Pittsburgh-area high school was commanded by his teacher not to wear another team's jersey into class. The kid wore a John Elway No. 7 anyway, and, well, it didn't end well.

A die-hard Steelers fan and teacher at Beaver Falls High School made Joshua Vannoy, 17, take a midterm test on the floor. The honors ethnic relations teacher had Vannoy sit in a circle of desks, then instructed his classmates to throw paper at him.

The good news is that the kid wasn't wearing a Jake Plummer jersey, because if he'd have tried to throw the paper back at his tormentors, well, they probably would have come right back and hit him in the face.

Teacher's True Colors Definitely Not Orange, Blue [Denver Post]