• Dick Jauron hired as Bills coach; pencil-necked Yale geeks everywhere rejoice. [Kukoda.com]
• Roger Federer barely escapes at Australian Open. [Pro Tennis Fan]
• You have to like a guy named (almost) after chewing tobacco; Gary Kubiak set to be hired as Texans coach. [Houston Pro Football]
• No feeling like No. 2: Barry Bonds says he has no desire to bat second. [Sporting Brews]
• Tom Penders gets a technical foul for collapsing and then his team loses the game by three points. Oof. [Houston Cougars Blog]
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