Right now, there are a lot of extremely nervous animals in the greater Baltimore area. As first reported (as usual) by Newsday's Jon Heyman this weekend, Anna Benson and her husband were traded from the Mets to the Orioles. Today, Anna, who blamed her (ultimately nixed) appearance in Playboy for the trade, introduced herself to Baltimore fans today by wearing an oversized Orioles jersey and, apparently, not combing her hair.

Thanks largely, we'd guess, to the newfound Baltimore traffic, AnnaBenson.net is down right now, so we're not able to check and see if there are new rants about guns or eating flesh. But we'll just say that we wouldn't be surprised if The Orioles Bird is looking into jobs with the Ravens. Just in case.

Why I'll Miss Anna [Faith And Fear In Flushing]
Anna Benson Will Fight For Her Right For Fur [Deadspin]

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