Destroy Some Dude's Car (If You Have Tickets)

In the first of what we're sure will be countless ridiculous offers for Super Bowl tickets over the next two weeks — two weeks ... sheesh — some guy in Canada is offering to destroy his car for two Super Bowl tickets.

That's pretty much it: He'll take two seats, any two seats, in any section (as long as they're together), and he'll beat the piss out of his Oldsmobile Cutlass Sierra. The option for you to destroy the car yourself appears to be available as well, which is considerate, we think.

SUPERBOWL TICKETS!!! Any seats any section!! [eBay]