• He'll go over big in Sacramento, totally: Artest traded to Kings. [ESPN]
• Davis, prematurely bald man-boy settle outside of court. [Sports Fan Magazine]
• Jackie Robinson's daughter asks MLB not to retire Roberto Clemente's number. [NY Daily News]
• He'll surely be turning pro next week; Memphis freshman arrested for weed. [WMC-TV]
• It is, frankly, impossible not to love a great roast. [Yankee Pot Roast]

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