FHM magazine was in the middle of a photo shoot with Anna Benson when she (along with her husband Kris) was traded from the New York Mets to the Baltimore Orioles. On the site, Anna talks about the "ordeal." Selected nuggets:
• The clip starts out with Anna saying, "About two hours into the shoot ... well, actually, my husband found out from the media that he had been traded." Kris, with Anna in his lap, immediately contradicts her: "Actually, I found out right after I got off the plane." Aw, he's getting his ass kicked when he gets home for that one.
• Anna has this "Jesus, stop talking, robot" look on her face every time Kris gives some athlete-specific cliche like, "just keep on keepin' on." Honestly, it's so hard to get good help these days.
• Anna chimes in with, "I know a lot of Mets ... a lot," as Kris clears his throat.
• Best part: Anna explains how a part of Kris' contract required $1 million to go to "fighting terrorism and fighting, um, fighting children's issues."
There is no more worthy cause than fighting the issues of children, we assure you. (Hell, at least she's not shooting at them.)