Jerome Bettis Is From Detroit

The fine folks at Cracked.com have become among our favorite chronicles of solid ESPN satire.

They tried this a couple of months back, and now they've returned with an ESPN Super Bowl special, complete with a delectable selection of tasty bon mots. A sampling:

• The following headline: "Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown)"
• A quote from a Mark Schlereth column: "I had them do a needless procedure on my eye going in through my rectum just to prove you re a pussy and that I m better than you."
• The attached Scoop Jackson column, which we think is borderline brilliant; we'd love to see Charlie Batch get some action this Sunday.

SPN.com's Super Bowl Coverage [Cracked]