We know we spend too much time harping on visage follication (which isn't even a word), and we know we make fun of Tiger Woods for making Phil Mickelson look black too often too, but we really couldn't let his "goatee" from yesterday slide.

Woods won his first tournament of the year yesterday, the Buick Invitational, though the day we see Woods driving around in a Buick will be a day most amusing, we tell you. (We imagine him in a Ford Taurus, or something.) And he introduced the new "edgy" Tiger Woods, one with facial hair, the badass one.

Honestly, we need Dave Chappelle to come back just so he can do a Wayne Brady-esque sketch with Tiger. By the way, that's not a fist-pump Tiger's doing in that picture; he's just trying to finally nailed down that whole high-five thing.

Tiger Wins Buick [The Golf Blog]
Tiger Woods: Mr. Cool [Deadspin]