Woe To Be The Coach Of The Lions

Far be it from us to imply that new Detroit Lions head coach might have the deck stacked against him, but the fella hasn't even coached a game yet, and already they're already mocking the guy.

Hey, this is what happens when you get hired by Matt Millen. Speaking of which ... where is Millen this week? Any Millen spottings near Ford Field yet? Is he gonna wear a "Drink Like A Champion" T-shirt? We'll get Daulerio on this.

We still think Millen and Mike Tice are in a bar in Grosse Pointe somewhere, trying to figure out why everyone's always giving that Cowher guy so much credit. And wondering if they could grow his mustache.

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