To Watch Tonight

What to watch while playing State Of The Union drinking games.
• College Basketball: Illinois at Wisconsin. Gonna be a doozy, you betcha. [ESPN]
• Winter X Games: at Aspen, Colo. Greetings, gentlemen. Can one of you fine fellows direct me to the extreme snowboarding competition? I am very keen to witness some "speed pipes." [ESPN]
• NHL: Minnesota at Colorado. Insert your own Ted Nugent joke here. [OLN]