The Panthers Lesbian Cheerleaders Police Report

You know what time it is, folks? That's right, it's Lesbian Cheerleader Time!

The brilliant minds at The Smoking Gun, fresh off their destruction of James Frey, have gotten a hold of the police reports documenting witness accounts of Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas having their way with each other in a Tampa nightclub bathroom. It's, um, a rather detailed report. A highlight, from victim Melissa Holden's testimony:

Holden said that defendent Keathley was standing on the toilet and her head was above the stall. Holden further stated that defendant [Thomas'] feet were facing inward toward Keathley's body. Holden stated that Keathley was making facial expressions and noises that were consistent with that of a person engaged in sexual activity.

The Penthouse Letters-esque report is corroborated by two other witnesses and is easily printed out for your own bathroom escapades.

In The Stall With Those Cheerleaders [The Smoking Gun]