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• Tennis: Pacific Open. Martina Hingis beats Maria Sharapova 6-3, 6-1. Wow. Just took her straight out to the woodshed. Anyone else think maybe she was faking an injury and waiting until the Williams sisters started to slip before she came back?
• Arena Football: New York Dragons 51, Chicago Rush 47. In the last 2:28, there was a fumble, a kickoff that hit the scoreboard, and three touchdowns, the last of which was called back, giving New York the win.
• NBA: Kings 79, Jazz 89. "We got brain-locked in the fourth," said Ron Artest. When Ron-Ron is diagnosing your brain-lock, you have problems.
