• I'm not from Philadelphia or New Jersey, so you'll have to forgive me, but I don't get the appeal of the Wing Bowl. Many seem to enjoy it, though. [The 700 Level]

• Proof that Woody Paige can be amusing. "Several years ago, (Woody Paige) was sitting at a hotel bar when a scantily dressed woman sidled up to him and said, 'Hey, honey, I'll do anything you want for $100.' Replied Woody: 'Sounds good. I'm in Room 123. Go up and write a column and a sidebar.' " [Orlando Sentinel]

• If you're anything like me, you love NBA violence. Particularly when it's slowed down and set to rap music. [Wimp.com]

• Tony Kornheiser becoming a part of ESPN's upcoming Monday Night Football booth now looks like it's official. I hope someone programs him to kill Joe Theismann much like someone once programmed Reggie Jackson to kill the queen. [dcrtv.com]

• A Chicago Cubs fun takes a dive through a big trough of urine. Because... well, I'm not sure why. But he did it. And it makes me uncomfortable. [YouTube]

• Eugene Chung and Darko Milicic are characters in a Super Bowl novella. Yes, you read that correctly. And yes, it's as disturbing and as cool as it sounds. [Coyote Writers]