He Would Do Anything For Love (But He Won't Do Steroids)

We feel bad making a Meat Loaf joke, since the New York Daily News beat us to it this morning, but we can't help ourselves.

Yankees test tube baby Jason Giambi returned to public life yesterday, appearing at Mt. Sinai Medical Center (where we used to work, coincidentally) and discussing how far he had come since that painful press conference from this time last year.

And then he burped and wiped out the ECU wing.

Jason No Longer Sorry [NY Daily News]