Respect... The Cock.

First, let me apologize for neglecting all of you cockfighting fans out there for so long. I know, it hasn't been fair. But your voices have been heard, and today, we're going there.

Actually, we're not going there, but a Canadian guy named Roy went there. To the Phillipines. And to a cockfighting event. And he blogged it.

I do feel that cockfighting is a vile, disgusting, and inhumane thing, but you know, that's never stopped us from having Raiders games, so who am I to judge? We can all learn something here, like for instance, the five different forms of cockfighting. There is bare-spurred, there is one with little shoes on the spurs (for the cocks who are pussies), there is one with a plastic arm attached to the spur, there's one with "a little steel axe," on the spur, and then there is the cockfighting we're all more familiar with, the one with a razor-sharp blade attached to the spur. My cock is undefeated in such battles.

Anyway, it's a fascinating read, I highly recommend checking out the story and the pictures.

Tamaleeeeeee! [Roy to the World]