How A Speedskating Bodice Ripper Might Begin

We have a winner in "favorite Olympic media member," and no, it's not Bob Costas, who pees sitting down.

It's Rosie DiManno, columnist for The Toronto Star, who writes about the 3,000 meter speedskating and German skater Anni Friesinger thusly:

The most astute observation yesterday — gracious, too — came from the glorious Anni Friesinger, she of the extraordinary bosom, cleavage revealed in such eye-popping fashion with a downward yank on the zipper of her skin-suit whilst bending over at the waist to suck air just beyond the finish line at the speed-skating oval.

Man, we've never been more excited about the Olympics than we are right now. They're replaying this later, yes?

Klassen Bronzed At Result [Toronto Star]
Anni Friesinger Photo Gallerie [Anni Friesinger Official Site]