Announcements: Alas, We Meet Again

Greetings and salutations, Spinheads. I, A.J. Daulerio, get the first- day duties in what is sure to be the most painful week in young Will Leitch's life. As you may or may not know, for the next week, Will's yachting around Antigua wearing an Arizona Cardinals sailor's hat with no phone, no internet and absolutely no control over what (dis)graces these hallowed pages over the next six days. But, lucky for Will, this is a slow sports week. Well, there are the Olympics. Go U-S-A, rah-rah-poop-splat, etc.

Anyway, same drill as last time: be sure to send your tips, personal insults, copy edits, tuna casserole recipes, Soduku strategies, sister's phone number or whatever it is you have rolling around your filthy, sports-addled minds to tipsATdeadspin.com

Let's get through this week together and pray that Will doesn't get attacked by pirates. That would suck in the most hilarious way possible.