Darren Daulton Has Gone Plum Damn Crazy

Crazier than Dennis Rodman. Crazier than Ron Artest. Crazier than Lawrence Taylor after a party at Gary Busey's house. That's how crazy Darren Daulton appears to be.

Dutch, pictured above at "Darren Daulton Day" in Philadelphia (a promotion that really drew a crowd, evidently), believes that we're all going to vanish soon. Specifically, December 21st, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time. I'll let him explain.

"That will be the end of this dispensation. I really don't know how to explain it. I don't know what words to use so people won't think I'm goofy. But by Dec. 21, 2012 [the last day recorded on the Mayan calendar], people will have a pretty good idea. It's all about consciousness and love. We have the ability to create whatever we want. We're all made of energy."

I'm going to test his theory. I'm going to sit here and, with my mental energy, attempt to create a world where Darren Daulton is sane. Hold on, give me a few seconds.

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Nope, didn't work. So much for that theory. This has been, by far, the most popular tip of the day. There's a lot more crazy where this came from, both in this SI interview, and this chat with the Philadelphia Daily News.

Daulton caught off base [philly.com]

Beam us up, Dutchie [SI.com]