• Yevgeny Plushenko dresses up as a cartoon version of himself, and in muscle suit/speedo combination. He also has a 'Sex Bomb' exhibition program. I do not want to be around when that bomb goes off. [NBCOlympics.com]

• Clay Travis has some outstanding suggestions for Olympic Sports to be added in the future, such as Bull-fighting on Ice, Obscene Snowman Building Contest, and Team Snowball Fight. I think the snowball fight should get some consideration. I'm serious. [SPiN on Sports]

• ESPN is just kinda stealing things these days. [SportsZilla]

• I agree: Kevin Federline owes some royalties to Raptors forward Pape Sow. Sow should be send a check immediately for half of all the money made by the song... roughly 18 cents. [ForwardProgress.org]

• These folks decided to call Ricky Williams' teacher at the California College of Ayurveda to find out exactly what the hell is wrong with the guy. [coyotewriters.com]

And, after the jump... More. Dunk. Faces. Including:

• A Kyle Orton "Hunk" Face
• Mr. Gordon Jump.
• Two quality Chessning entries

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