Here's international soccer superstar David Beckham on helping his son Brooklyn (?) with his homework.
"Their homework is so hard these days. I sat down with Brooklyn the other day — and I was like, 'Victoria, maybe you should do the homework tonight'.
"I think it was maths, actually. It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know, I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'. Brooklyn was like, 'Please do it with me', and I'm like, 'I'll read your book with you'."
Yeah, help him with his grammar, too, Becks. It would be, like, a shame, if the child wasn't teached grammar properly.
Considering that Brooklyn's parents are a Spice Girl and this dunce, I'm doubting he's in the advanced class. According to the article, a typical problem that a six-year-old child would encounter at this school would be to figure out the amount of change to be given from 50p if someone bought a pencil for 24p and an eraser at 7p. That's what has Beckham befuddled.
And yet, the man is brilliant on the pitch. Perhaps there's still hope for Vince Young.
Brooklyn's maths has me beat, admits Beckham [Ireland Online]