Not to get all Page 3 on you today, but we've been alerted to a rather amusing proposal for the 2014 Winter Olympics: Let's have it on the Ice Planet Hoth!

Not a terrible idea, if you ask us. Though the site warns against the always prevalent fear of blood doping of high midichlorian levels, we love the notion of forcing competitors to slice open Tauntauns.

One major concern, one that came up repeatedly during the Turin Games: Time zone delay. We suspect there's at least a 42-hour difference between Hoth and the Eastern Time Zone. It might be funny to see Bob Costas shredded by a Wampa, though.

Hoth 2014 ["Official" Site]
Ice Planet Hot [Starwars.com]

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