Your eyes are not deceiving you, unless you think that's a picture of a sane human being unworthy of ridicule, in which case, yes, your eyes are deceiving you.

Nope, that's San Francisco Giants steroider Barry Bonds dressed up as equally batty "American Idol" host Paula Abdul in some sort of rookie hazing exercise during spring training.

We would like to note that Bonds is probably the only player in baseball who could dress up as Paula Abdul and not need fake breasts.

Barry Abdul [Yahoo Sports]

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