Let's Not Forget The Real Victim Here

In all the rigmarole destined to take over the sports airwaves in the coming days, let's not forget who will suffer the real ramifications of the definitive proof that Barry Bonds took steroids story: ESPN.

Specifically:

1. The producers of the ESPN Original Entertainment reality show. Needless to say, you're not gonna see Bonds dressing up as Paula Abdul anytime soon.
2. Pedro Gomez. Honestly. This guy has done everything but live in Barry Bonds' rectal cavity for the last three years; this guy didn't have this story? What the hell has he been doing out there? The guy's lone job for three years has been to follow Barry Bonds around. And all he's gonna have to contribute to this story is a "Bonds had no comment to the press" on the 6 p.m. SportsCenter. Let's just say we'd be surprised if he gets a raise.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to see if we can get some of this "Mexican Beans" steroid we just read so much about. We thought you just get that at White Castle.

Bonds Exposed [SI.com]