Nihilists! Sponsors! Fuck me. We mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Let us tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, we'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody fucks with the sponsors. If you want to be a sponsor, or just want to pee on our rug, please click here.

• American Apparel
• EchoStar

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