There are five more championship games on tap today on Selection Sunday. We've got the SEC, the ACC, the Big 12, and the Big Ten. Oh, and of course, the Southland championship game is today, which forces the selection committee, in their all-day meetings, to write "whatever suck-ass team wins the Southland" on their brackets all day long until someone actually wins that game.
South Carolina's the only team left who can force another bubble team out, which means that the 'Cocks haven't been this hated since the last Lesbian Pride march. But the good news for you bubble team fans is that Florida is the #14 team in the country, they outscore their opponents by 15 points a game, they're on a 4-game winning streak, and they've lost just six games all year. Of course, two of those were to South Carolina. So... nevermind. You're probably screwed.
A handy championship game viewing guide for today:
SEC: South Carolina @ Florida, 1 pm, CBS
ACC: Boston College @ Duke, 1 pm, ESPN
Southland: Sam Houston State @ Northwestern State, 2 pm, ESPN2
Big 12: Kansas @ Texas, 3 pm, ESPN
Big 10: Iowa @ Ohio State, 3:30 pm, CBS
Just a few short hours until you become a slave to the bracket.