• NHL: Philadelphia @ Pittsburgh: You can throw out the records when these in-state rivals clash. Which is good news for Pittsburgh, since their record kinda sucks.

• NBA: Phoenix @ Portland: I think it's nice that Nate McMillain benched Sebastian Telfiar for Steve Blake, giving Telfair a chance to kick back and watch his own movie on ESPN tonight.

• Your Bracket. Like you're going to be doing anything else, you little amateur bracketologist. I'll be staying with you through the Selection Show...