What to watch as you realize Barney Fife is no longer there to protect the city from jaywalkers ...
• College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Play-in Game, Monmouth Hawks (18-14) vs. Hampton Pirates (16-15). Winner gets the right to be thrown under the Villanova bus. [ESPN]
• NHL: Sabres at Capitals; Coyotes at Kings. Our only refuge from SteroidGate. [OLN]
• NBA: Lakers at Kings. Artest vs. Kobe should be better this time around than it was the first time, when Kobe mopped the floor with him. [KXTV-10]

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