• CRACKED takes on the NCAA tournament bracket, with pretty amusing results. [Cracked]
• Dwight Gooden, in some serious trouble again. [MLB.com]
• Sean Connery will sue you and your damn golf course. [The Wade Blogs]
• Tom Brady, firing a machine gun in Israel. Some things just make no sense. [Boston Herald]
• The weirdest photo of Steve Nash that we've ever seen. [BoJack]