As our brother at Defamer noted yesterday, if you can't find something fascinating on YouTube, you're just not trying. Henceforth, we're starting a new feature here at Deadspin: Random entertainment you can find on YouTube in, like, five seconds. It'll run every Wednesday, because Wednesdays are traditionally slow sports days.

Today: The famous clip of Jim Everett on Jim Rome's old ESPN2 talk show, when Rome calls Everett "Chris" one too many times. Enjoyable not just for the "violence" — which has long been rumored to be staged — but also for Rome's Albert Brooks perm. You're in the jungle, baby!

ESPN Attack [YouTube]