Clinton Portis Keeps The World Safe For Democracy

Oh, big things today thanks to The Mighty MJD: A radio interview with the great Clinton Portis that he announces from the get-go is "only willin' to talk x-rated." And then we're off. You can hear the interview right here, highlights include:

• Deciding he wanted to go to the University of Miami ("The U," if you will) at a strip club.
• Some of his homemade sex tapes.
• Porn. Specifically, the difference between white porn and black porn.

The world's a better place with Clinton Portis in it. We don't know where we'd be without him.

Your Offseason Dose Of Clinton Portis [The Mighty MJD]
Clinton Portis Interview [106.7 Free Radio]