We Have To Ask …

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 1:15 p.m. NBA commish David Stern: Ha, "The Commish." Would you consider shaving your head and roughing up a few guys, like Michael Chiklis did? Might help.
• 2 p.m. Eagles QB Donovan McNabb: Ready for an interesting '06? Your Chunky Soup will not save you now.
• 4 p.m. Dolphins QB Daunte Culpepper: Yes, that yellow ball overhead is the sun. And the weird guy smoking a fatty is Ricky Williams. We realize that the state of Minnesota had neither of these natural features.