So here's a piece of information that's sure to depress you: TNT sideline reporter Craig Sager, he of the crazy suits and rather impressive "hair," became a father for the second time yesterday. That's surprising enough. But ...

Sager's wife, is turns out, is Stacey Strebel, who was a dancer for the Chicago Bulls — the Luvabulls, if you will — during the Michael Jordan dynasty years.

Imagine, if you will, the circumstances of Sager approaching Strebel ... and then do everything you can do erase that image from your mind.

So far, we've been unable to locate a photo of Strebel online, but if any of you old Bulls fans have any old posters with a "Stacey," on them anywhere, we encourage you to let let us know. We'll post a picture so we can all bang our heads against something blunt collectively.

Pregnant Pause [Chicago Sun-Times]

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