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In what seems like a logical move to us, the CFL's Toronto Argonauts are making a run at Ricky Williams, now that he's suspended from the NFL for a year.

"I haven't had a chance to talk to Ricky about it, but any consideration given to that opportunity would be done in consultation with the Dolphins because [coach] Nick Saban's perspective and their permission is imperative," Steinberg said.

In other words, if the Dolphins say it's OK, he'll probably go. This could be good news, not only for the Toronto Hemp company, but also for the famous Cheaters Adult Club on Yonge Street. They might not know you as well as in Austin, Ricky, but it's only a matter of time.

Be careful of that exchange rate, though.

Argonauts Pursue Ricky Williams [James Mirtle]
CFL Team Eyes Ricky [Seattle Times]