“Hey! Get Some Beer And Some Cleaning Products!”

Hi. How are you? Our name's Elliot, and we're with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

We've always said, if we had to fuck a guy... we mean had to, if our life depended on it ... we'd fuck Elvis.

Man, we must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, it it? No. It ain't white boy day.

If you kill people just to see their expression change, you're ready to be a Deadspin sponsor. Click here to find out how.

• HSBC
• pppCard.net
• Hershey's
• Strawberry Frog
• BBC America