Texans Pick Williams, Just To Mess With Kiper

If you needed any more proof that anyone who says they know anything about the NFL Draft is full of horse manure, the Houston Texans have signed a deal with North Carolina State defensive end Mario Williams to make him the No. 1 pick in tomorrow's draft.

In case you were wondering how much of a shock this was ... look around other sites right now. You won't find a SINGLE mock draft linked off the front page. And why would you? Nobody's had time to even account for this yet, and besides ... every draft "expert" is drunk at 10:30 p.m. anyway.

Enjoy the draft and MJD and MDS tomorrow. It'll be fun to watch them process all this. We're going back to bed now. See you Monday.

Texans To Draft Williams [ESPN]