What you missed while bringing up that whole "whacking your former fiancee" thing ... AWKWARD!...
• NBA Playoffs: Reality's a bitch, ain't it LeBron? Pistons play Pixie and Dixie to Cav's Mr. Jinx.
• MLB: Bonds hits No. 713 to the delight of, well, mainly himself.
• NHL Playoffs: Aflac! Bryzgalov's record effort helps Ducks blank Avalanche.