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In light of the news that the government of Iran is banning athletes "with an effeminate look," we send our condolences to the Iranian national baseball team. For a while, you probably had a chance to talk A-Rod into playing for you guys. But now, man, you're not gonna get any of these guys. Sorry.

Iran Says No To Girly Sportsmen [Breitbart]
A-Rod Explores His Options (Again) [Deadspin]