• Barry Bonds' agent says his client will return next year. Awesome! [Newsday]
• We've been poisoned! Do over! [Soccernet]
• Who would have thought Dennis Rodman might have some daddy issues? [Chicago Tribune]
• A good old-fashioned hyphen vote. [SI On Campus]
• Gilbert Arenas is keeping his distance from free throws for a while. [ESPN]
• Who would like to have dinner with Adonal Foyle? [The Basketball Jones]