What to watch as your hairline forms a Maginot Line, admittedly a desperate, last resort ...
• MLB: Boston at New York Yankees. Steinbrenner is scheduled to erupt every half hour until 11 p.m., so don't forget the camera. [ESPN]
• NHL Playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 4, Ottawa at Buffalo; Game 4, Anaheim at Colorado. By this point the Stanley Cup must be beginning to rust. [USA]