What to watch as your dog joins the Unification Church ...
• Boxing: Super featherweights, Edner Cherry vs. Monty Meza-Clay, at Tampa [ESPN]; Welterweights, Luis Collazo vs. Ricky Hatton, at Boston. Doesn't a welterweight trump a featherweight? Hold on, which is heavier again? [HBO]
• NBA Playoffs: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 3, Miami at New Jersey.; Western Conference semifinals, Game 3, Phoenix at Los Angeles Clippers. Cilppers' owner Donald Sterling getting his freak on; in a good way, as opposed to last time. [ESPN]
• NHL Playoffs: Western Conference semifinals, Game 4, San Jose at Edmonton. Sharks try to bring Stanley Cup to America's sports Mecca. [OLN]