ESPN Rocks Down Alison Road

An intrepid tipster sends us this beauty of an invite, encouraging ESPN employees to come to the Bristol cafeteria this Friday for that "Mike And Mike In The Morning" wedding and see the Gin Blossoms rock the buffet line like it has never been rocked before.

Which is worse, we wonder: County fair, or ESPN cafeteria? At least county fairs have rides.

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