To distract you from the apparently false Neil Everett rumor below, here's that trampoline basketball injury that, we agree, desperately needed its own post. Honestly, we're so glad our parents didn't have a trampoline growing up, because this totally would have happend to us.

Hey, this kid's lucky: If he were a horse, they'd have shot him.

Hoop And Harm [Insomiac's Lounge]