We have made no secret of our obsession with Mike Tyson's Punch Out, and, specifically, our lifetime 1-2,419 record against the Tyson of the title. No excuses: We just weren't good enough.
But this week's random YouTube, using some sort of cheat program, captures the exact perfect, quickest way through the "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out" universe. The perfect way to defeat every character, mostly within the first minute or minute-and-a-half. (Strangely, the toughest opponent is Mr. Sandman.) If we had watched a kid do this when we were 12, he would have been our new best friend.